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Cover: Nothing awkward here...
Inside: Just a man sending another man a card because he was thinking about him.
Style: Opens up
Cover: [image only]
Inside: It's been a pleasure socially distancing myself from you. Hoping this pandemic doesn't end any time soon.
Style: Opens up
Cover: I'm no expert in large flightless birds, but the ostrich seems to be more ass than brain.
Inside: That's probably why I thought this card was perfect for you.
Style: Opens left
Cover: Thank You
Inside: You've never done anything for me, but thanks in advance if you ever do.
Style: Opens up
Cover: I think about you sometimes.
Inside: Not often, but occasionally.
And there wouldn’t be anything awkward about that unless I shared that info with you. Like this. In a card.
Style: Opens up
Cover: Your birthday is in 9 months
Inside: So, I wanted to send a card on the likely
day of your conception. Which, knowing your parents, probably was not immaculate. I hope you enjoyed that mental image as much as I did.
Style: Opens left
Cover: [image only]
Inside: It seemed necessary to send something unnecessary.
Style: Opens left
Cover: I wasted 2 minutes putting this card in an envelope, stamping it, and putting it in the mailbox.
Inside: If it took you 2 minutes to open the mailbox, open the envelope and read this, well...
I guess we're even.
Style: Opens left
Cover: You're Welcome
Inside: I've never done anything for you, but you're welcome in advance if I ever do.
Style: Opens left
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